This was inspired by a tweet-off my good buddy Lane Halterman and I had regarding the vitriol many in our community have over the upcoming school levy, and for fat-cat teachers and their enormous salaries. We’re wondering if they just hate teachers, or if these slogans will be forthcoming:
Potholes aren’t that bad
Trash is picked up too frequently
Firefighters and paramedics respond too quickly
My neighborhood is too safe
My water is too clean
My hamburger doesn’t give me enough explosive diarrhea
The city’s streets are cleared too soon after a big snow
Our library has too many books
I can’t find an unlicensed doctor anywhere in this town
There are too many parks in my neighborhood
There aren’t any smokestacks close to where I live
All these street lights keep me up at night
Traffic lights prevent intersections from being dangerous enough
My back yard isn't filled with enough mosquitos
My electricity is too reliable
What does somebody gotta do to find some asbestos, these days?
I'm looking for more! Feel free to respond to this blog with your submissions. I'll add them.
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